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What kind of music do pirates listen to aboard a dingy? Tim Horton's Hears A Who? When working with electricity puns always make sure to be grounded to prevent shocking results. A. What did the rocker sing after his wife wailed, "What would you do if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me?" A. 'Cause I wanna Rock You All Night Long. Driving from NY to North Carolina. He wants his friends to know there are worse things than death. Q. What happened after the rock musician messed up in the middle of a number? Q. But then, I saw her face.
Q. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
They always start out with some new stuff and then roll back to their greatest hits. Q. Q. Which classic rock band is the favorite of electricians? Q. In fact, it's a gas.
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A. What did the drummer name his daughters? Just lay down a snare. Airplane puns always fly overhead. Q. Which oldie Halloween song is guaranteed to ire a monster today? A. Which classic rock song did Clark Kent really groove to in 1966? Q. A. You need to be smart about how you conduct these so you don’t overload your capacitors. Why did the guy want Yoko Ono to sing at his funeral? Q. Why did the rock star alien retire? Extension chords. If not, tell them either to really "Guess Who is playing this music" or "Who is playing this music", and see if they catch on. A. Sunshine Superman by Donovan. A. A. Q. A. Why did the pony win the county fair's battle of the bands? Q. Where did Paul McCartney get his favorite fruit? Rockin' Riot of the Day: I thought my wife was kidding when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop singing I'm a Believer by the Monkees. Q. So far I have “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen, “Paint It, Black” by The Rolling Stones, “Livin’ on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi, “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey, and some fifth song I haven’t chosen yet (BTW I’m open to song ideas).
The best electricity puns are live wires. Q. A.
'Cause you are really hot. A. Warren Zevon. The Strokes. Q. A. I'm all about the baste. Vegetable Soup. A. AC/DC. A. Han Duet. Yes. Walk and Roll.
A. Weezer. Q.
Young man, there's no need to feel down. OUCH! You can tell them, in a real coy (not Real McCoy) manner, that it is what Horton hears in the Dr. Seuss books.
A head banger. Q.
Which rock band has members with obsessive-compulsive disorder? 'Cause he was a rocking horse! Which classic rock band is guaranteed to get a beehive buzzing? Q. A. A. A. He had a tempo tantrum. A. Why did the Rolling Stones agree to let Windows 95 use their song, Start Me Up, in advertisements? Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods. Pick-Up a Musician Line: Is your name AC/DC? Which early rock 'n roll icon was chronically sad? The Diabeatles. Which alt rock band is the favorite of those who suffer from Asthma? She asked me why they had music coming from a rock. Which Beach Boys song was about people active in various American military branches?
What did the heavy metal-loving chef say about cooking the best Thanksgiving turkey? What do you call a drummer with no arms and no legs? Rock out with funny rock band jokes, rocker laughs, classic rock humor and rock hard puns. Tea says, ”Don’t be a fool, stay in school!”. Q. What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? But in the end, it doesn't even matter. A. Pun-croc-ers! The fact that there's a Highway to Hell and a Stairway to Heaven says alot about the anticipated traffic. It really grinds my gears when people say stick-shift is obsolete. Roadie Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you a mike that's been left on too long? How do you rate Smashing Pumpkins in your top 90s bands? Q. Which musical instrument does Darth Vader play in the band? Why did the guy get kicked off the karaoke stage after he sang Danger Zone five times in a row? Q. How are an arguing married couple like a rock band in concert?
Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.
*The idea for this is from listening to all the times my dad would make us Guess Who was playing the song in the car or he would say Who is playing this song right now and we would guess incorrectly until we caught on. A. Less Than Jake, but Better Than Ezra. Why did his girlfriend break up with the guy with an Electric Light Orchestra obsession? What do you call a guitar that's moving slowly? A. Elvis Depressley. It was at that moment that I realised I was stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. A. A Clap-Ton. Q. Q. I was sitting in traffic this morning when I noticed the guy in the car next to me was playing an electric guitar. Q. Whenever someone is asked "Guess Who is playing this music" or "Who is playing this music", especially to younger people that don't listen to classic rock, they might not know. Rock music ︎ 20 ︎ 1 comment ︎ u/HarlemShakespeare ︎ Nov 10 2018 ︎ report. 'Cause he exceeded his maximum number of Loggins attempts. Come on, step right up, and Guess Who Tim Horton Hears! A.